Miss Beach, Miss Beach

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My students say the darndest things. They are so funny. Being able to sit and laugh with them is definitely a joy. Below are some of my favorite conversations from student teaching. My current fifth graders are equally as hilarious but I'll save those stories for another day. Enjoy!

At recess a little boy came to me with his hands full of clovers and dandelions.
Him: Miss Beach, Miss Beach (my second graders always felt the need to say my name twice) What kind of flowers are these?
Me: Those are just weeds.
Him: Weed?! My uncle smoke weed!

While riding the bus on a field trip, a police car passed the bus with its sirens on.
Student: Man, I hate the police.
Me: What?
Student: I mean, I like the police... cept when they be tazin' me.

Student: Miss Beach you got a man?
Me: No I don't have a man.
Student: What?! Then who holds the door open for you at the K-mart?
Me: I open the door myself.
Student: I'm just playing. They got automatic doors at K-mart
A couple minutes later
Student: Miss Beach I like your polo; your man got money?
Me: I told you I don't have a man.
Student: Oooh,  Miss Beach, you a independent lady.

At the beginning of the year my students and I made a list of classroom rules together. They called out suggestions as I wrote them on the board.
Student 1: Don't steal
Student 2: Oh, don't stab people
Student 3: These sound like the ten commandments; don't steal, don't kill, do not commit adultery. 

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