Miss Beach, Miss Beach
My students say the darndest things. They are so funny. Being able to sit and laugh with them is definitely a joy. Below are some of my favorite conversations from student teaching. My current fifth graders are equally as hilarious but I'll save those stories for another day. Enjoy! At recess a little boy came to me with his hands full of clovers and dandelions. Him : Miss Beach, Miss Beach (my second graders always felt the need to say my name twice) What kind of flowers are these? Me : Those are just weeds. Him : Weed?! My uncle smoke weed! While riding the bus on a field trip, a police car passed the bus with its sirens on. Student : Man, I hate the police. Me : What? Student : I mean, I like the police... cept when they be tazin' me. Student : Miss Beach you got a man? Me : No I don't have a man. Student : What?! Then who holds the door open for you at the K-mart? Me : I open the door myself. Student : I'm just playing. They got automatic doors at K...